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Thomas Parker's avatar

Years ago, one of the fourth graders I teach approached me at recess with a small snail in her hand. "Look what I found, Mr. Parker!" she said. "Some people eat those things, Hannah", I remarked. "I know", she replied. "I'm just not one of those people."

Some people read books like Endling. I'm just not one of those people.

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Phil Edwards's avatar

You stole that from _Trading Places_!

It does sound odd, in a pejorative sense*, and stylistically out of kilter with the "time stands still when you're the watcher of a snail" theme. Fiction whose texture *was* "the smooth, gelatinous slide of a snail-trail" would be rather a tough read, though.

*"Nothing odd will do long. _Tristram Shandy_ did not last." - "Mystic Sam" Johnson

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